i speak French with a strong Italian accent
Moi? Je parle le français comme un vache espagnole.
HA! Are you sure you aren't French Québeker? That is such a common expression when talking about somebody who can't really speak French all that well.
=========================================
It's had to describe sounds, eh. The way I pronounce the I in wine is not the same as the I in wit.
Ooo, I know... have you seen the movie Cool Runnings when the guys start counting in German before jump-running into the luge, well the way they pronounce the beginning of the number "one" in German is the sound I meant (before you pronounce the "n" in "ein")
