That is because he(she) is beside a hideous lean-to. A shed at best. A sharn is warm and welcoming. Bigger than a shed. Smaller than a barn. Everyone must build a sharn.
Listen folks, I am making a new word. Now, we must start small.
Is "sharn" small enough? 'cain't find it in Webster. 'Cain't find it in Oxford. "Caint find it in Wikepediadom.
Get on the "SHARN" bandwagon and give my lovely wife, Jill, her due.
Build an outhouse and call it a "SHARN" goshdarnit and by criminy.

Last edited by R. Eastcourt; 11/01/2007 8:35 PM.