X-Bonus
The greatest analgesic(1), soporific(2), stimulant, tranquilizer, narcotic (3), and to some extent even antibiotic -- in short, the closest thing to a genuine panacea (4)-- known to medical science is work. -Thomas Szasz, author, professor of psychiatry (b. 1920)

and placebo(5) (a cure for nothing) in contrast to panacea