..or, rats, how can we compete with GallantTed?
ah well,
ogerhunch, choose one:
a) a severe curvature of the dorsal spine, nowadays called "dowager's hump"
b) a small grotesque statue: gargoyle
c) [Norse mythology] Loki's land-bound familiar
d) a dead, bare tree with a single remaining branch
e) the feeling that you are about to be set upon by a monster
f) a churchgoer, e.g. gree hunger*
g) an arrogant, unfeeling, kyphotic prankster
h) [Yugoslavian origin] a sandwich made from heavy, crusty bread, seasoned veal and pork patties, and dark mustard
i) a sluttish woman who smells rank
j) any frightful or loathsome creature, especially a bat
k) the radius of the tightest section of a curve, used in calculating the correct degree of camber when designing a racecourse