A whole nother false conjunction, if there is such a thing, is "alot." It appeared in print about ten years ago, not in the sense of "to apportion," but in the sense of "much." It popped up first in e-mails -- hurry, hurry -- but then went public in a lame slogan on the billboards for a Cincinnati radio station: "If you miss a day, you miss alot."

Last edited by Sigmafoos; 09/17/2007 10:26 AM.