Quote:
March, July, October, and May
The nones are on the seventh day.
And ides fall eight days after the Nones.


Anu's poem needs another line. I suggest

Quote:
March, July, October, and May
The nones are on the seventh day.
And ides fall eight days after the Nones
and if you can remember that you don't need cojones.


I think it's odd that he should choose a quote that illustrates a misuse of the word.