What am I?

Certaintly not a scalawag. I am, in fact, mayor elect of Viola, Alabama and I was voted so because I am the smartest man in Blount and Etowah County, and so by a simple logical extention of that formulation I find that I am easily smarter than anybody in New York and those other northern states, except for one man who now lives in Massachusetts named E.O. Wilson who by God's good grace was born and raised in Alabama.

Read any of his books lately?

Last edited by themilum; 08/08/2007 5:03 PM.