Heh , Heh! Top speed !
That the South uses the word jonquil is quite logic seen the French influence .Both names are right. The French call them jonquilles, the variations: N.jonquilla and N.junctifolius growing wild in South West Europe.
A Narcissus Jonquil Cave ? (too late, too late)
I know the synonym for 'nose' butt... it's nice you use the euphemism. ;-)
And of course we just say :" Lay off daffodil picking!" in imperative non English. Though children like the word Ranunculus. As much as Rapunzel.
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