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While I appreciate "Hair today, gone tomorrow"; how about this one:
Did you hear about the rabbit that became a rifle?
Hare today, gun tomorrow.
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Little Rabbit Fu-Fu
Once upon a time there was a little rabbit Fu Fu. He liked hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head.
Well, along came a good fairy, and SHE said, "Little rabbit Fu Fu, I donīt want to see you scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head."
"I'll give you three chances, and if you don't behave, I'll turn you into a goon!"
So, the next day ...
Little rabbit Fu Fu went hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head.
Along came the good fairy again, and SHE said, "Little rabbit Fu Fu, I donīt want to see you scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head."
"I'll give you two more chances, and if you don't behave, I'll turn you into a goon!"
So, the next day ...
Little rabbit Fu Fu went hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head.
Along came the good fairy again, and SHE said, "Little rabbit Fu Fu, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head."
"I'll give you ONE more chance. If you don't behave, I'll turn you into a goon!"
So, the next day ...
Little rabbit Fu Fu went hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head.
Along came the good fairy again, and SHE said, "Little rabbit Fu Fu, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head."
"I gave you three chances. You didn't behave, so I'm turning you into a GOON!"
And the moral of the story is?
Hare today, goon tomorrow!
formerly known as etaoin...
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Or like the sign I put on my desk on my last day at work:
Here today? Gone to Maui.
TEd
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Little Rabbit Fu-Fu
Once upon a time there was a little rabbit Fu Fu. He liked hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head.
----  ------------ The Voice of Vermont has spoken !
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I'll have to record a sung version....
heh.
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Hare today, gun tomorrow
Does this have any relation to a "hare trigger"?
Last edited by pennyless; 03/19/2007 5:58 PM.
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Well , what is a "hare trigger" Penny?
Beautiful penny , Penny . specially that hair.
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a mate of Hare's breath..
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better than to Hate Mares breath....
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The jokes seem to have a better calibre.
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I expect that from Ted Remington. You're a real Pistol!
"I am certain there is too much certainty in the world" -Michael Crichton
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