WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows the answer to "What's behind......?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and who cares...


Yeh, I got this one sent , I post it slightly altered.
There's something I like about it.