WOMAN'S POEM 
    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows the answer to "What's behind......?"
    I pray that this man will love me no end,
    And always be my very best friend. 
    MAN'S POEM       
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
    doesn't rhyme and who cares... 
Yeh, I got this one sent , I post it slightly altered.
There's something I like about it. 
 
 