Yes, Elisabeth , now the ugly truth must come out. I haven't the slightest idea what a Fredloadian is : Right.I can look it up.I will.

Here's a parrot joke , maybe also a long time international runner.

A man buys a parrot to have some conversational company.
The pet shop man assures him this one' s real talker.
Back home that proves to be true, only all he does is cursing.

The man tries to get decent words from him but he just goes on.
So the man gets angry and says: "One more curse and I' ll put you in the fridge."
"Damn ye dude", says the parrot. So the man puts him in the icebox . After sufficient minutes he takes out the stiffenig bird and asks " And? Are we done with the cursing now?" "Allright.....Allright" , the bird answers with a thin shivering voice :
"But tell me, what has the turkey ever done to you?"