Quote:
How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven - one to hold the lightbulb and ten to sit on a Royal Commission to decide which way it should turn.
Here's another B-D joke
A Belgian is on holiday in Ireland. During a walk he meets a shepherd with a large flock of sheep. The Belgian asks : "If I can guess how many sheep you flock counts , can I have one?
"Allright" the shepherd says on which the Belgian immediately answers: " 176 ". " That's exactly right " says the shepherd astonished. The Belgian thanks the man, chooses a nice specimen and walks off with the animal over his shoulders. " Hey!Wait a minute !" the shepherd runs after him and says : " If I can guess what country you're from , can I have my dog back?"
Last edited by BranShea; 02/17/2007 6:38 AM.
