how many X's does it take to change/screw in a light bulb?
Ans. Y--(explaination.)
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1- the classic, X=Poles--Y=4, 1 to hold the bulb, 3 turn the ladder
2--X=californian? Y=3, 1 to change the bulb, 1 to file environmental impact statement, and 1 to share the experience
3-WASP's? (white, anglo-saxon protestants)2-- 1 to mix martini's, 1 to call electrician
4-shrink's? (psychiatrist(sp?)1--but the light bulb really has to want to change.
5-Programmers? 0, (it's a hard ware problem, man call a techie)
6--MicroSoft programers? 0, Darkness is a new feature
7-Jewish Mothers? 0 again! (oy, i'll just sit here in the dark, you shouldn't worry yourself about me or the lightbulb)
8-NYers (NYC'ers really) ?? Who the f*** wants to know?(said with attitude)
9--Flys? 2 --the hard part is getting them INTO the lightbulb.
10 Blonde models? (alterately jewish princess) 1, she just stands there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
there are lots of others, these are the ones i remember..
(others can share, too.)
