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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 5 of 6 1 2 3 4 5 6 Re: She's with Rufus T. Firefly olly #166403 03/03/07 09:08 AM Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,295 Netherlands, the Hague BranShea Carpal Tunnel BranShea Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,295 Netherlands, the Hague Baptize this upgraded board with a good lame bad stupid joke: Q. What is green, has six legs and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree onto your head? A. A pool table Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: She's with Rufus T. Firefly BranShea #166409 03/03/07 03:21 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC I felt your pain. TEd Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: She's with Rufus T. Firefly TEd Remington #166428 03/03/07 06:02 PM Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,295 Netherlands, the Hague BranShea Carpal Tunnel BranShea Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,295 Netherlands, the Hague Originally Posted By: TEd Remington I felt your pain. Again I declare , they undervalue your pun-possibilities. It took me a few hours to get it. (those smilies are just good enough to serve as colour elements. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: She's with Rufus T. Firefly BranShea #166436 03/03/07 09:39 PM Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,210 Vermont Buffalo Shrdlu Carpal Tunnel Buffalo Shrdlu Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,210 Vermont chalk it up to TEd, if there's a pun to be had, he'll find it. formerly known as etaoin... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: She's with Rufus T. Firefly Buffalo Shrdlu #166449 03/04/07 12:45 AM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC All I need is a good cue and I can come up with a masse of 'em. You can take that to the bank (unless you'd rather rail about it.) TEd Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: She's with Rufus T. Firefly TEd Remington #166450 03/04/07 01:31 AM Joined: May 2002 Posts: 1,529 Aladamnbama the most watered s... T themilum veteran themilum veteran T Joined: May 2002 Posts: 1,529 Aladamnbama the most watered s... Ladies and Gentlemen I think we got... Troubles. Right here River City. I mean troubles, With a capital T that rhymes with P That stands for pun. Seven ball, two bank, right corner pocket. http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/themusicman/yagottrouble.htm Last edited by themilum; 03/04/07 02:05 AM. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bad Joke Dep't. Elizabeth Creith #166875 03/16/07 07:01 AM Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,295 Netherlands, the Hague BranShea Carpal Tunnel BranShea Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,295 Netherlands, the Hague WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, Knows the answer to "What's behind......?" I pray that this man will love me no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and who cares... Yeh, I got this one sent , I post it slightly altered. There's something I like about it. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bad Joke Dep't. BranShea #166877 03/16/07 10:18 AM Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,210 Vermont Buffalo Shrdlu Carpal Tunnel Buffalo Shrdlu Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,210 Vermont heh. formerly known as etaoin... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: She's with Rufus T. Firefly themilum #166887 03/16/07 05:28 PM Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 74 Sandy, Utah pennyless journeyman pennyless journeyman Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 74 Sandy, Utah I've been wracking my brains, but it seems that all the good pool puns have been taken Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: She's with Rufus T. Firefly pennyless #166896 03/17/07 12:10 AM Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,154 British Columbia, Canada Z Zed Pooh-Bah Zed Pooh-Bah Z Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,154 British Columbia, Canada Sorry Pennyless, I guess you're sunk, or at least behind the 8 ball. 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