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Baptize this upgraded board with a good lame bad stupid joke:

Q. What is green, has six legs and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree onto your head?

A. A pool table


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I felt your pain.


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Originally Posted By: TEd Remington
I felt your pain.

Again I declare , they undervalue your pun-possibilities.
It took me a few hours to get it.

(those smilies are just good enough to serve as colour elements.

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chalk it up to TEd, if there's a pun to be had, he'll find it.


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All I need is a good cue and I can come up with a masse of 'em. You can take that to the bank (unless you'd rather rail about it.)


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Ladies and Gentlemen I think we got...

Troubles. Right here River City.
I mean troubles,
With a capital T that rhymes with P
That stands for pun.


Seven ball, two bank, right corner pocket.

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/themusicman/yagottrouble.htm

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WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows the answer to "What's behind......?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and who cares...


Yeh, I got this one sent , I post it slightly altered.
There's something I like about it.

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heh.


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I've been wracking my brains, but it seems that all the good pool puns have been taken

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Sorry Pennyless, I guess you're sunk, or at least behind the 8 ball.

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Take your cue from Zed. Thems the breaks.

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