Count me in.
I've been squinchless most all of my days but now I feel that my time has finally come.

So all you conniving unclean porkers of Awad, on guard!
Come now and meet themilum - a gaint of a man who knows his squinches.
You'll soon see, little pigmies; it doesn't take one to know one it just takes brains.

Count me in!