stales remembers: Women need men like fish need bicycles

The way I remember it is: A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

My rework was: A man without a bicycle is like a woman without a fish.

Seems logical to me.

I'm still trying to complete the line: Invert the subdominant _________.

Taradiddle doesn't quite hack it but that's the best I've gotten so far.