Ted, you might as well talk to a wall

like my ex husband, Dale has made up his mind, there is no use trying to confuse him with FACTS.

and remember when ever he types Bill Gates that is his abrieviation for "the computer industry" or "IT industry"
Note: IT industry has 1 fewer keystroke than Bill Gates, but dale has made up his mind (what there is of it) that Bill Gates has a personal vendetta with him. Facts not withstanding.

my other obsession