...and here's a real blusher:

Dear WO'N: When I was small enough to be bathed in the dishpan, and my mother was teaching me to retract my foreskin, she called my penis my "bottee". Only farily recently did it dawn on me that it was a diminutive from a word for "sausage".
Perhaps you have read that Louis XVI had severe problem from phimois (inability to retract foreskin) that at fist prevented his duty to produce an heir. He apparently had painful balanitis (pain in the glans,the marvelous acorn).
Good to have the board livening up a bit. Bill