Howya Faldage

So it's odds yer layen now, is it? And yet ya admit that yer granny can't even lay a egg.

A course, if the odds what yer layen is even and spherelike, then hypetically ya'll be layen there fer yonks ta come.

Which can only beg the hypeticall question, if all eggs was sphericall how would that have changed the face a history, literiture and the job discription a alla the King's horses and men. Not ta mention taday's non-existint homeless egg crisis. I mean, would Humpty Dumpty have just rotated, translated and reassembled before they all went ta find a good home themselves.

Is me brain confused? By now it's well and truly scambled. Good thing fer me, me hypeticall bogglen brain cells is sphere-shaped.

Be seein ya

GallantTed