WWW -- De Wobblies, Wisconsin liberals all of 'em (Non-US citizens probably won't get this one)
Delete --Start of a sentence about mice -- Delete ANYTING!
Insert -- What de smart ones give ven ast a queschun.
Tab -- first name of a Christian singer.
Esc -- vat da dumb ones do when they vant an insert
Laser -- most of dem guys up to Canada
Alt -- what one of dem Mounty guys might yell atcher
Website -- Vot? Dot voman didn't dust AGAIN!
Program -- I din't know hoors worked THAT long!
Abort -- a long piece of wood, often cud up for de voodstove
Screen -- vot doesn't keep de blackflies out
capture -- one of da Governer's wrestling holds
Internet -- where I try to get de lake trout
FAQ -- a common subject of an insert
data -- my son's sister
cancel -- why I'm not a shopkeeper





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