LOG ON: making da voodstove hotter.
LOG OFF: don't add vood.
MONITOR: keep an eye on da voodstove.
MEGAHERTZ: vhen a big log drops on your barefoot in da mornin'.
FLOPPY DISK: vhat you get from piling too much vood.
RAM: da hydraullic thing dat makes da voodsplitter vork.
HARD DRIVE: getting home during most of da vinter.
PROMPT: vhat ya vish da mail vas during da snow season.
ENTER: come on in!!
WINDOWS: vhat ya close vhen it gets 10 degrees below zero.
SCREEN: vhat is a must during mosquito season.
CHIP: vhat ya munch during da Vikings game.
MICROCHIP: vhat's left inda bag vhen da chips are gone.
MODEM: vhat ya did to da hayfields last Yuly.
DOT MATRIX: Sven's Matrix vife.
LAPTOP: vhere da grandkids sit.
KEYBOARD: vhere ya s'posed to put da keys so da Missus can find em.
SOFTWARE: da plastic picnic utensils, ya?
MOUSE: vhat leaves dem little turds in da cupboard.
MAINFRAME: da part of da sauna dat holds up da roof.
PORT: vhere da commercial fishin boats dock.

uff da!