Oh nooooooo! Not you too, Joe Friday? This is terrible.

Worse than being wrong is being the only one who is right.
Can any swinging chick or Dick, Tom or Harry, in this building help me out?

Look, this ain't rocket science, it's probability theory. "Basic" probability theory. Just enough to keep your own shirt for five minutes in a fast game of Mississippi Tont.

Yes Joe, I know that there are only four cards in the hole, but I also know that the odds are four to one against turning up a vowel in the flip.

Naturally the odds are even on in turning up an odd number or even number, ad infinitum.

Now take a deep breath and apply this information to the question at hand.

Please?