Forgive me. I have lied.
I only wanted my 1,000th post on AWAD to be a winner.
Yeah, so I lied and tried to trick people into voting for my definition in Alex's game of Hogwash.
Now instead, this, my 1,000th post, is being used to grovel and to ask my fellow Adwaders to forgive me for my indiscretions and to openly beg that you all who haven't voted will now vote for my submission "B".
No, "B" is not the correct answer, I don't know the correct answer. But now with hat in hand I ask all those whom I have tried to trick to vote for my entry "B" anyway. Especially you people who are relatively new to Hogwash. All you do is post a "B" on this thread and maybe, just maybe, I can thereby re-gain a modicum of self-respect.
And your wonderful act of kindness will always be with me as I begin a new life.
Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for voting "B".
Milo
