Well, now that Milo has stuck his foot in it again, I'll cast my vote. Rather than voting for the correct answer (after all, how boring is that?) and since it has already gotten at least one vote anyway, I'll cast my vote for what I think is the most creative of the daffynitions. I do like E, but it has certain structural problems that preclude my voting for it. H is also good, almost good enough to vote for, but I think I'll go with the swing vote, D.