I am Krazy Kat, Faldage is Offissa Pupp the dog, and zmjezhg is Ignate the mouse. Yin, Yang, and Jung.

Well, since you got that right, we'll both understand how my "dahlink" was ironical, whereas yours "darlink" was sincere.

only the winner declares checkmate

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who think life is a game of chess and those who don't. En passant and strictly entre nous, check.

Ceci n'est pas un seing.