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I was tracking a package on-line and came across this gem:
Quantum View™ is "a portfolio of visibility services designed to provide proactive status information about your UPS shipments. "
The person who wrote this puffed-up tripe is to be pitied.
The UPS person who Oked this tripe for publication is to be pitied.
The person who thinks that he understands this fluff is to be pitied.
But most of all...
We are to be pitied. At a time when exact and direct information exchange is critical to the very continuation of our civilized existence our voices are being buried by such gobbledygook.
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