Quote:

Heraclitus: Time is like a river flowing downstream. And you cannot step in the same river twice.

Mrs. Heraclitus: Don't be an ass, Heraclitus. Of course you can step in the same river twice. All you have to do is go downstream at the same rate that the river is flowing..
(With thanks to Severn Darden)



HA! That reminds me of the comic strip I read once...

Moses, looking down, standing at the head of all the tribes, his wife scowling beside him, saying, "So you couldn't ask the burning bush for directions?!"