* Cash for the merchandise, cash for the button hooks
* Cash for the cotton goods, cash for the hard goods
* Cash for the fancy goods
* Cash for the noggins and the piggins and the frikins
* Cash for the hogshead, cask and demijohn. Cash for
the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper.
* Look whaddaya talk, whaddaya talk, whaddaya talk,
whaddaya talk, whaddaya talk?
* Wheredayagitit?
* Whaddaya talk?
* Ya can talk, ya can talk, ya can bicker, ya can talk,
ya can bicker, bicker, bicker, ya can talk, ya can talk, ya can talk,
talk, talk, talk, bicker, bicker, bicker, ya can talk all ya wanna
but it's different than it was
* No it ain't, no it ain't, but you gotta know the territory
* Why it's the Model T Ford, made the trouble, made the
people wanna go, wanna get, wanna get, wanna get up and go,
seven, eight, nine, ten, twelve, fourteen, twenty-two, twenty-
three miles to the county seat
* Yes sir, yes sir
* Who's gonna patronize a little bitty two by four kinda
store anymore?
* Whaddaya talk, whaddaya talk,
* Where do you get it?
* Gone, gone, gone with the hogshead cask and demijohn,
gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan, gone with the tub
and the pail and the tierce
* Ever meet a fellow by the name of Hill?
* Hill?
* Hill?
* Hill?
* Hill?
* Hill?
* Hill?
* Hill?
* Hill?
* No!

TEd