I haven't seen the term "porch dog" before, but I have heard a saying (and seen it on bumper stickers too) that says "If you can't run with the big dogs then stay on the porch." (Presumably the person espousing this P.O.V. is a self-proclaimed big dog and we're all supposed to be very impressed with him.)

A countrified version of "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered" does sound awful. I'm glad I don't watch American Idol. Next thing you know they'll have Toby Keith wannabes singing "The Way You Look Tonight."

Last edited by Alex Williams; 06/02/2006 4:34 PM.