That's why his theory is full of holes. DISCLAIMER: The author of this post expressly denies any actual criticism or even evaluation of wsieber's above etymological explanation, and wishes only to amuse readers on this forum with a bit of wordplay [which may or may not be a pun according to prescriptivists]. This post has been written in a biodegradeable UNIX color code that will disappear when exposed to direct sunlight, rain or intense criticism.