IN NZ, Sky TV had a programme called Sportscafé, hosted by former sporting luminaries, and an acerbic sports tv producer. For me, the highlight of the show was "The Brain of Two Halves" - a segment of up to 5 minutes in length devoted entirely to showcasing a montage of the finest(?) examples of sports broadcasters' ability to mangle the English language. They would include clips from every country, and sporting code, imaginable. Either sports broadcasters everywhere attend the same school, or they are genetically predestined to the job. Either way, full credit to them, I say.