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#159553 05/08/06 03:52 PM
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Saw these on a truck from Idaho today:

The more you complain, the
longer God nmakes you live.


You're driving a car
not a phone booth!


dog is my co-pilot


Someone
else for
president


The aliens
have landed
and they're eating
the skinny blondes
first


SUBURBIA: Where they
tear out the trees
and then name streets
after them

#159554 05/08/06 04:25 PM
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the only bush I trust is my own

(I think this covers both religion and politics...)


formerly known as etaoin...
#159555 05/08/06 04:55 PM
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Dunno so much ... I think they kinda got sex in there as well, didn't they, Eta?


The idiot also known as Capfka ...
#159556 05/08/06 05:28 PM
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oh, yup, that, too!



formerly known as etaoin...
#159557 05/08/06 06:22 PM
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Quote:

the only bush I trust is my own

(I think this covers both religion and politics...)




The bush said to Moses, "Can you hear me NOW?"


TEd
#159558 05/09/06 01:27 AM
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Quote:

the only bush I trust is my own





Hey | there | lonely girl

#159559 05/09/06 09:56 AM
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Bush is a beer, not a leader

#159560 05/10/06 01:44 PM
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This is a neat one I saw in the grocery store parking lot yesterday:

It'll be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold bake sales to buy a bomber.

#159561 05/14/06 08:07 AM
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Love it, Jackie. And I agree.

#159562 05/14/06 11:58 AM
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Back in the 70s or 80s there was a fad of bumper stickers placed on old heaps that said "My other car is a Porsche." One day I saw one on an old jalopy that read "My other car is a piece of s--t too."

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