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And Faldage brings up a good point, regarding the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide!
My late uncle Howdy died of diahydrogen monoide poisoning. Everyday of his short life he drank two quarts of white corn liquor mixed with well water. Only later did we learn that his well was contaminated with diahydrogen monoxide. His kinfolk say that the only celebration that Howdy hadn't been late for, was his own funeral. For that celebration, Howdy was early. Howdy died at age fifty-one.
Oh yes, my karma almost forgot, it is my fate, this game, to vote for "K". Yes. Last week it was my karmatic fate to win the Tennessee Lottery and soon after it became my karmatic fate to miss winning the sixty-seven million dollars pay off by a single number. I won six dollars.
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Dear Musick ~
You what?
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...do solemnly swear.
(Well, artfully© , I swear in all states of arrousal.)
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...do solemnly swear.
(Well, artfully© , I swear in all states of arrousal.)
I think that last word needs a C in front of it.
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Like that old theme song, "The world is a carrousal of color."
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I think that last word needs a C in front of it.
O upon futhe eview, one less 'r'.
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I think that last word needs a C in front of it.
O upon futhe eview, one less 'r'.
Yeah, but I couldn't be arsed.
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Am I hungover? I come back after a drinking bout in the woods to see that tsuwm's Worthless Word for the Day is "hastitude".
Somehow this seems unseemly, or at worse, a violation of the Hogwash(c) copyright laws.
Do you all think that tsuwm is running out of "Worthless Words"?
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