There is a young man named René
With an unconventional way
Of washing his crotch
With twelve-year-old scotch
That sprays from his porcelain bidet

And sometimes just for the laugh of it
He washes instead with aquavit
Or, when duty calls,
He has bourbon balls
Really, you don't know the half of it

Last edited by Alex Williams; 04/03/2006 1:19 PM.