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aeromancy -- divination by reading contrails (also membership in the Mile High Club)
alectryomancy -- divination by becoming a lightning rod and reading the burn marks on your body (very few practitioners.)
aleuromancy -- divination by examining foxy ladies
alphitomancy -- divination by throwing something against the side of a mountain
amniomancy -- divination by reading tea leaves in a tea bag
anthropomancy -- divination by asking men (guaranteed to be wrong)
apantomancy -- divination by reading the varicose veins on bare buttocks
arithmomancy -- divination by counts (for peers only)
armomancy -- divination by throwing swords up in the air over a grid
aspidomancy -- divination by getting rid of spider webs and seeing what's left
astragalomancy -- divination by asking cosmonettes
astromancy -- see astragalomancy
axinomancy -- divination by questioning a James Bond villain
batanomancy -- divination by conductors
belomancy -- divination by shouting loudly
Bibliomancy -- divination by grabbing a random book in a library
capnomancy -- divination by asking the commander of a boat
catopromancy -- divination by reading the hairs on the tip of a cat's ears
causimonancy -- divination by listening to the cries of crows (Kansas City area only)
cephalonomancy -- divination by looking at the wrinkles on penises
ceromancy -- divination by examining the love life of marine animals
chaomancy -- divination by reading the leftovers in Chinese restaurants
cheromancy -- divination by reading the plastic surgery scars all over a certain actress
chiromancy -- divination by reading the Nile mud flats outside a large Egyptian city
choeromancy -- divination by grabbing a task out of the job jar
clidomancy -- divination by reading the bullet holes in the body of Bonnie's friend
coscinomancy --divination by reading the price sheets at a membership warehouse
daphnomancy -- divination by interpreting what a cartoon duck is trying to say
empyromancy-- Dvination by sticking pins in an Asimov novel
gastromancy -- divination by listening to stomach rumblings
geomancy -- divination by reading the oil drips from an inexpensive General Motors product
gyromancy -- divination by reading the leftovers in a Greek sandwich shop
halomancy -- divination by reading the auras around a saint
hippomancy -- divination by studying the wrinkles on the backs of certain large mammals
hydromancy -- divination by doing pencil rubbings of large fire department water sources
ichthyomancy -- divination by interpreting the various fish signs on the back ends of automobiles
margaritomancy -- divination by trying to figure out the lyrics to Jimmy Buffett songs
mechanomancy-- see geomancy
meteoromancy -- divination of the wrinkles in fat people
moleomancy -- divination by tracing the burrows of underground mammals
molybdomancy -- divination by trying to figure out the meaning of utterances of a certain Wookie (the one who flew in the molybdenum falcon)
myomancy -- dvination by following the path of a random cursor on a computer screen omphalomancy -- dvination by interpreting the sounds of the guy who chants a mantra (the om fellow)
onimancy -- divination by reading the rings of an onion
onomancy -- divination by trying to figure out the art of Lennon's widow
onomatomancy -- divination by trying to figure out the art of Lennon
oömancy -- divination by reading your own mistakes
ornithomancy -- divination by reading the landing tracks of a Burroughs flying machine
pegomancy -- divination by asking my wife
rhapsodomancy -- divination by listening to the sounds of heavy metal
scatomancy -- divination by readin the tracks of a shooed-off cat
spatulamancy -- divination by a minimum wage earner
sternomancy -- divination by sniffing odd substances
sycomancy -- divination by reading blood spatters on a shower curtain
tiromancy -- divination by reading skidmarks
transatuaumancy == divination by sticking pins into a bus schedule
tyromancy -- divination of trolldom by studying the natterings of ostensibly new persons at AWAD talk
urimancy -- divination by reading the stress patters of bent silverware uromancy -- divination by reading the yellow snow
xylomancy -- divination by reading droppings of circus animals, but only those in the t(h)ree rings
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