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Will Faldo get to be something bigger than a Carpal Tunnel when he reaches 10,000 posts? Stay tuned and see.



Mister Faldage: I would be honored to be the subject of your 10,000th post.
(Notice I don't call you Faldo, or Fal, or other diminutives that demean your station.)
We have had some high times here, huh, Mister Faldage? Remember that time when I helped you...aw, you don't need me to help you remember. Go on Faldage, it's your 10,000th post, write it as you remember it.

Always your pal,
Milo.