I would like to propose a new game, which I am calling dibs on as soon as the dust from the UMAMI is settled.
The game can be bought for the princely sum of $48US and goes by the name Liebrary™. This is ridiculous. We have all we need to play it ourselves; players and the books they read.
The game is played as follows:
The Liebrarian chooses a novel and gives the players the title and a plot outline. The players then invent first lines and PM them to the Liebrarian who presents them, along with the real first line, much in the manner of Hogwash®.
I have a novel and am prepared to be the first Liebrarian. I will start it within four days after UMAMI is settled, if there is sufficient interest.
