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OP For a while, limericks were all the hype on these fora. We used to create limericks which included the word of the day, every day! Let us bring back this custom.
*Blows some dust off the really-old-archived-post-finding machine*
http://wordsmith.org/board/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=139914&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1
If I knew anything about history or economics, I would make one for "locust years"
Last edited by AniamL; 02/16/06 08:25 PM.
thanks; but no thanks. if you want your fill of limericks, see the OEDILF - they're going through the dictionary.
The privations of our locust years
Exceeded the worst of my fears
We ran out of ham
And ate nothing but Spam
And could not afford any beers
where were you during our locust days?!
Alex, good! Did you compose it
dalehileman
No, I found it in Salia's Limerick Companion a compilation of limericks grouped by keyword. That one is actually a translation of a poem in Verbatim's famous Roman epic poem The Ibid. But I did pen this one tonight:
There once was a literate nation
Whose epics were lost in translation
The words once sublime
Had lost all their rhyme,
And also their alliteration
Until diligent scholars persisted
(And eke reading public insisted)
Til a volume produced
Was not quite so obtuse
And the poetry not so hamfisted
Quote:
Verbatim's famous Roman epic poem The Ibid.
Could that be used to prove that op.cits. attract?
TEd
A howler at sea hunting whale
Scampered aloft on a sail
By the light of the moon
He chucked the harpoon
That he grasped with his prehensile tail
But alas his spear missed its mark
As the mate (a baboon) loudly barked
In a manner paternal
"If we were nocturnal
We'd have more success in the dark."
The great whale they tracked through the night
It's breach a magnificent sight
And at last it was killed
By a marmoset skilled
In hunting by very low light
*original poem altered at the request of Faldage and a coalition of New World Monkeys
Last edited by Alex Williams; 02/18/06 11:24 AM.
>>>For a while, limericks were all the hype on these fora.
Phewf. I'm glad I was away from that Board at that time. Limericks, blech![]()
Carry on. I shall skeedaddle on over to the other threads.
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I think I've been here too long though. When I read the first sentence I thought "I don't remember there being a lot of limericks over the years."
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