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And hope in time a next Gallant T episode will be issued.
(I know, creativity can't be forced)
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Howya Branshea
Here's a freshly squeezed one fer ya what I made earlier.
Howye fokes! How is things?
Mr Slasher is big huge inta customer service alltagather and is always concerned about the health and wellbeing a his punters – cos he knows only too well that the longer we all stay hale and harty, the longer we’ll slurp his ale and party.
Well, the other week he was a bitteen concerned that we wasn’t getten our five-a-day supply a frute and vegatibles and so decided ta introduce alciholic frute shots in ta the bar menu. He organised a big huge launch fer the campain alltagather, and even invited such dignitaries as the Mandirin a Manulla and the Sultana a Swinford fer ta open the festivities. I don’t know meself if there’s any truth in the rumour that the pear a them is daten, but they sure looked peachy tagather. A course, that gallopen trollop, Goldilocks, was ded jealous fer sure and tried ta peel them apart, but only ended up looken like a right gooseberry.
Anyways, the night a the openen was brillant alltagather and there was free shots fer everyone – freshly made outta all kinds a exotic frutes from all over the world. Us Teds was there in our numbers fer sure, maken sure that we got our bite outta the cherry and the atmosphere was only magic – like there was a electric currant flowen through it or somethin. At one pint me little pal, Albear Camoo, was even eyen up Loxy’s melons, who by now was sucken on a sour grape and blowen raspberries at the sultana and the mardirin and generally maken a right lemon outta herself alltagather. I’ll tell ya we was haven the time a our lives fer sure, guzzlen shot after exotic shot.
And then, towards the enda the night, things got fierce juicy alltagather when the door bursted open and this fierce angry-looken little bush limped up ta the bar waven a gun and sed, “I’ve come fer the man what shot me papaw!”
Be seein ya
GallantTed
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And orange we glad to see you again, GT? I'd apple-y listen to all the stories you had to tell, even if some of them'd turn a pohmy ta granite. As I was saying to my cycling buddy Greg Lemon-d the other day, "Avocado tell you, Greg, I cran-beary contain myself, and it ain't like GT's a Kiwi or anything like that. Sometimes I wonder if he dates his palm, but he certainly is a coocoo nut."
I'm sure olive us have felt that way at one time or another. We tip arhat to you!
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The home folk I share this fun with and me thank you!
Healthy and refined piece of work!
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Howye fokes! How is things?
Lissen, I can’t stop ta talk ta ye cos it’s my turn ta go and pose as the cute likkle Teddy Bear on yer Christmas wrappen paper – it’s a fierce degraden job fer sure, but us humble Teds have ta make a few bob somehow. Anyways, not ta worry cos I left me pals Albear Camoo and MadDogTed in charge and they’ve organised a IQ puzzle fer ya ta do.
If ya get over 18 or morea a Albear’s questions right, then yer a bony fido genus – no codden, and should get straight onta MENSA. And if ya get any a MadDogTeddy’s right, yer a bony fido total genus alltagather and should contact us hear at TEDSA. Ya can PM me fer the answers - just don’t ferget ta put yer query on the back offa €50 note – cos us humble Teds have ta make a liven somehow.
I’m not given any hints or nothin, just remember that our location and culture is different ta most on this board, so some a the questions may not be too obvious, but they’re all genwine and gettible fer sure. And fer MadDogTed’s effert, just remember his main pastimes – gamblen, boozen, general carrousen, smoken, Gaelic football, given out about Goldilocks, cursen and all that sorta stuff.
A fierce Happy Christmas ta ye now! GT
Greetings comrades! Albear Camoo here! Hope you enjoy this little quiz which I’ve compiled for you. All you have to do is work out what the letters mean. For example 24 H in a D is 24 hours in a day. I know some of you may have seen it all before, but some of my questions have a local flavour. Good luck!
1. 32 C in I
2. 12 T of G
3. 3 W M
4. 5 D of the R
5. 5 C in C
6. 14 L in a S
7. 12 D of C
8. 4 F in an O P (1d)
9. G a the 3 B (the G T)
10. 31 D in D
11. 50 W to L Y L
12. Y S Y S 3 B F
13. 7 B for 7 B
14. 16 O in a P
15. 4 is the N N A 3
16. 149 is the M B in S
17. 2 H are B T 1
18. 007 L T K
19. 2 T D A a P in a P T
20. 7 D N - if so…
21. …J S 1 O F and 3 H M
22. 3 C on the I F (G W G)
23. 2 L G 4 L B (G O A F)
24. 2 L G 1 L B for S P McC
bear foaks
hears me f n f ert 4 da quiz
hop dat f santy rememders me dis year
he f n detter cos im a very gub likkle tebby dear
maken up f n quizes & evrytin 4 da likesa urselfs
4get me not santy r else
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1. 1 4 da m 2 4 da s
2. 3 4 2 g r n g c g
3. 6 is 9 u
4. b is d d
5. r shud dat b d is b b
6. 2 b r n 2 b d is da f n 64 m $ q
7. 3 a a k b 2 p n p
8. 7 € & 5 c 4 20 f is a f n b
9. m 3 5 k 4 15 is a o f n b
10. 36 dd is g iq da f n g t
11. 1 5 17 23 32 11 is n w l n @ least i f n h s
r u lissenen santy
b f n s n u l8r g8r
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GT, if we answer these collectively do we all get to join TEDSA collectively?
7. 12 Days of Christmas
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Jesus Christ! I love to see letters, but I panic when I see figures. O.K. Courage!I just make a cold guess: Could 4. be 5 days of the year? Is there a closing day to these Quizzies , G.T.? I'll need some time after learning all this difficult English to do some studies on hard figures.   
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10 31 days in December
11. 50 ways to leave your lover
13. 7 brides for seven brothers
14. 16 ounces in a pound
17. 2 heads are better than one
18. 007 - licensed to kill
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1' is one for the money, two for the show...
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Quote:
17. 2 heads are better than one
Nay, I think it is: Two hands are better than one. What would you do with two heads? You'd be a ready for a freak show.
+ what would you do with your dubble IQ - 180 ? 360 is that genius or madness?
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