Hey Maverick, ever try to run over blackbirds as they feed on road kill? Don't bother, you can't.

Once, back when I was kind, I slowed my pick up to keep from mashing them. The slower I got the longer they stayed at the kill, until finally I came to a dead stop until they finished.

The lesson I learned is that birds live in an accelerated time world and obviously view we humans as lumbering creatures who move about through life like giant sloths.

Later I read that the neural/muscle response times of birds are twice quicker than those of you cumbersome humans. You dolts.