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Brush up your Shakespeare. Start quoting him now. Brush up your Shakespeare. And the women you will wow. With the wife of the British ambessida. Try a crack out of "Troilus and Cressida." If she says she won't buy it or tike it. Make her tike it, what's more, "As You Like It." If she says your behavior is heinous. Kick her right in the "Coriolanus!" Brush up your Shakespeare. And they'll all kowtow.
Brush up your Shakespeare. Start quoting him now. Brush up your Shakespeare. And the women you will wow. If you can't be a ham and do "Hamlet". They will not give a damn or a damnlet. Just recite an occasional sonnet. And your lap'll have "Honey" upon it. When your baby is pleading for pleasure. Let her sample your "Measure For Measure!" Brush up your Shakespeare. And they'll all kowtow.
Brush up your Shakespeare. Start quoting him now. Brush up your Shakespeare. And the women you will wow. Better mention "The Merchant Of Venice". When her sweet pound o' flesh you would menace. If her virtue, at first, she defends---well. Just remind her that "All's Well That Ends Well"! And if still she won't give you a bonus. You know what Venus got from Adonis! Brush up your Shakespeare. And they'll all kowtow.
Brush up your Shakespeare. Start quoting him now. Brush up your Shakespeare. And the women you will wow. If your goil is a Washington Heights dream. Treat the kid to "A Midsummer Night's Dream." If she then wants an all-by-herself night. Let her rest ev'ry 'leventh or "Twelfth Night." If because of your heat she gets huffy. Simply play on and "Lay on, Macduffy!" Brush up your Shakespeare. And they'll all kowtow.
Brush up your Shakespeare. Start quoting him now.
From KISS ME KATE (1948) _________________________Cole Porter
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You could talk like a fool-I'd listen You could talk like a sage Anyway the best of my mind All goes down on the strings and the page That mind picks up all these pictures It still gets my feet up to dance Even though it's covered with keloids From the "slings and arrows of outrageous romance" I stole that from Willy the Shake! You know--"Neither a borrower nor a lender be" Romeo, Romeo talk to me!
Talk to Me~Joni Mitchell
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Fashion! Turn to the left Fashion! Right Fashion! We are the goon squad and we're coming to town Beep-beep Beep-beep
Listen to me - don't listen to me Talk to me - don't talk to me Dance with me - don't dance with me, no Beep-beep Beep-beep
from Fashion by David Bowie
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No offence, Maverick, I mean, I like David Bowie and all, but let's face it...that damn beep-beep song didn't have any meaning at all! Now here's a song with import! [Very slowly] Beep beep beep beep His horn went beep beep beep While riding in my Cadillac What to my surprise A little Nash Rambler was following me About one third my size The guy musta wanted to pass me up As he kept on tooting his horn I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn Beep beep beep beep His horn went beep beep beep[Slowly] I pushed my foot down to the floor To give the guy the shake But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind He still had on his brake He musta thought his car had more guts As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep) I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn Beep beep beep beep His horn went beep beep beep[Normal speed] My car went into passing gear And we took off with gust (whoosh) Soon we were going ninety Musta left him in the dust When I peeked in the mirror of my car I couldn't believe my eyes The little Nash Rambler was right behind You'd think that guy could fly Beep beep beep beep His horn went beep beep beep [Quickly] Now we were doing a hundred and ten This certainly was a race For a Rambler to pass a Caddy Would be a big disgrace The guy musta wanted to pass me up As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep) I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn Beep beep beep beep His horn went beep beep beep[Very quickly] Now we're going a hundred twenty As fast as I can go The Rambler pulled along side of me As if we were going slow The fella rolled down his window And yelled for me to hear "Hey buddy how do I get this car outa second gear?" Beep-Beep ________________ The AutotonesNotice how the lyrics speed up when the cars go faster? Now, that's Art! Of course, it helps if you know what a "Nash Rambler" is. But if you don't...well, that's life.
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While we float on this mortal sea We wear our colours so heroically We're only living on GMT Everyone else is just a refugee Ah I wake up, I'll take up It's about time for a shake up When pride is blind you know We're only stuck in second gear So wrap up, never give up It's about time to deliver Without the man who drives you ... (?) You know I'm staying in
We're on an island in the sea We're on and island we never leave We're on an island in the sea We're on and island we never leave
On An Island~The Ordinary Boys
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Refugee
We got somethin', we both know it, We don't talk too much about it. Ain't no real big secret all the same, somehow, we get around it.
It don't really matter to me, baby, You believe what you want to believe, You don't have to live like a refugee. (Don't have to live like a refugee)
Somewhere, somehow, Somebody must have kicked you around some. Tell me why you wanna lay there and revel in your abandon.
It don't make no difference to me, baby, Everybody's had to fight to be free, You see you don't have to live like a refugee. (Don't have to live like a refugee)
Baby, we ain't the first. I'm sure a lot of other lovers been burned. Right now this seems real to you, But it's one of those things you gotta feel to be true.
Somewhere, somehow, Somebody must have kicked you around some. Who knows? Maybe you were kidnapped, Tied up, taken away, and held for ransom.
It don't really matter to me, baby, Everybody's had to fight to be free, You see you don't have to live like a refugee.
-- Tom Petty
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And it don’t matter to me If you take up with someone Who’s better than me ’cause your happiness is all I want For you to find peace your piece of mind...
from Bread's It Don't Matter to Me
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Peace Of Mind Now, if you're feeling kinda low 'bout the dues you've been paying; Futures coming much too slow, And you wanna run but somehow you just keep on staying, Can't decide on which way to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chorus :- I understand about indecision, But I don't care if I get behind. People living in competition; All I want is to have my peace of mind. Yeah. O-o-oh.
Now you're climbing to the top of the company ladder, Hope it doesn't take to long. Can't you see there'll come a day when it won't matter, Come a day when you'll be gone.
Chorus
Take a look ahead. Take a look ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now everybody's got advice they just keep on giving. Doesn't mean too much to me. Lots of people have to make-believe they're living, Can't decide who they should be.
Chorus
Take a look ahead. Take a look ahead. Look ahead.
-- Boston
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Mott the hoople and the game of life. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Andy kaufman in the wrestling match. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mister fred blassie in a breakfast mess. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let’s play twister, let’s play risk. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See you heaven if you make the list. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
from REM's Man on the Moon
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...slowly I turned. Step by step. And then... Been so long It's been a mighty long time Since by baby left this town I don't have nowhere to go And I don't even have a dime.
Been so long The carpet has faded on the flo' Been so long My light don't burn bright no mo' I jes sit here wonderin' Where in the world did...my baby go.
Been so long My just can't sleep at night When I go to eat my breakfast in the mornin' My teeth and tongue, begin to fight.
Ooooooh! Oooh! Ooh! My Baby left town. (She had to left town.)Mighty Long Time ____________________Sonny Boy Williamson As sang and played for me by Mister Williamson as we rode around Birmingham in the backseat of an old '48 Dodge looking for a liquor store a mighty mighty long time ago. Thanks Maverick, for giving me the occasion to relive the memory.
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