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The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
A guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head
Yes, little friend, that's his brains on the floor
Guess you won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore
~Weird Al Yankovic, "The Night Santa Went Crazy"
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How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
some ol strummer
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My bonnie lies over the ocean
My bonnie lies over the sea
My bonnie lies over the ocean
Oh bring back my bonnie to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my Bonnie to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my Bonnie to me
Kiddy song learned in grade school.. have NO idea who wrote it.
Now that I think about it, it sounds a bit "dark" for kiddies - people drowning 'n all.
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My bonnie lass she smelleth,
Making the flowers jealouth.
Fa la la (etc.)
My bonnie lass dismayeth
Me; all that she doth say ith:
Fa la la (etc.)
My bonnie lass she looketh like a jewel
And soundeth like a mule.
My bonnie lass she walketh like a doe
And talketh like a crow.
Fa la la (etc.)
My bonnie lass liketh to dance a lot;
She’s Guinevere and I’m Sir Lancelot.
Fa la la (etc.)
My bonnie lass I need not flatter;
What she doth not have doth not matter.
Oo la la (etc.)
My bonnie lass would be nice,
Yea, even at twice the price.
Fa la la (etc.)
~P.D.Q. Bach, "My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth"
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Baby Got Back I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got Makes me so horny Ooh, rumple smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average groupy I've seen her dancin', To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of magazines Saying flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much backSo Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Tell her shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it shake that healthy butt Baby got back -- Sir Mix-A-Lot edited to fit PDQ... 
Last edited by etaoin; 01/22/06 02:44 AM.
formerly known as etaoin...
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Geez. Twice in one day. I'm going back to writing my sermon for the morrow.
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Awww. Pauvre FS. You guys probably posted at the same time. Happens all the time. Forgiveness and all that, na?
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You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
To much lovin' drives a man insane
You broke my will
but what a thrill
Goodness gracious
great balls afire [sic]
according to Johnny Winter
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Alors Pierre s'approcha de lui, et dit: Seigneur, combien de fois pardonnerai-je à mon frère, lorsqu'il péchera contre moi? Sera-ce jusqu'à sept fois? Jésus lui dit: Je ne te dis pas jusqu'à sept fois, mais jusqu'à septante fois sept fois.
~Matthieu 18:21-22 (Louis Segond)
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If I Only Had A Brain ~"Yip" Harburg and Harold Arlen
I could while away the hours
Conferrin with the flowers
Consultin with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin
While my thoughts were busy hatchin
If I only had a brain
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