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perhpas = Tibetan porters who engage in deviant sexual practices



And some of them do not support the war against the Yeti aggressors. They are known as perpha traitors.

All of the perphas have tattoos which are harvested ritually upon death, because the secular leader in Tibet once announced, "When I am old, I shall wear purphas."

Said the undersigned, purphas-fully.

TEd