Funny, I remember you as witty and kindly but not the talented bard that amuses us Awaders today. Did you take lessons?

No matter, Alex Williams, I would like to raise a glass in admiration of your skills in blending meter and rhyme with charm and humor.

Let's see...ah yes, Evan Williams bourbon 90-proof should do nicely.

To you, Alex Williams, I dub you a Bard of Awad.
Go now and sit in the purple velvet seats up front along with Maverick and Ted.