May I? {ahem}
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Take me out to the Hog Wash,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some pork rinds and good fatback,
I don't care if I never get back,
So let's root, root, root for the best one,
If it don't win it's a wash.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old pork nosh...................