Great green gobs of greasy, grimey gopher guts,
Mutiltated monkey meat,
Porpillated porpoise pus
Great green gobs of greasy, grimey gopher guts,*
And me without a spoon

Except for that* line which I really do think is something else. As for porpillated (not sure of the spelling) that's pretty much it but then this kind of song would be subject to mondegreens and the kiss-this-guy effect.