Oh my gosh, did Foghorn Leghorn really say these?
No what, I say what's the big idea of bashin' me on the noggin with a rollin' pin. Clunk enough people and we'll have a nation of lumpheads.
and
She re, I say she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry.
These are hilarious! No wonder my husband has always liked him. Thanks for po, I say thanks for posting that, tsuwm; I've bookmarked it for when he gets back into town.