Stunning news from the far reaches of Devon today. The King has been found, alive and well. In an exclusive interview he talked about how he had faked his own death back in 1977 and fled to England, where he had three times died and come back as another person, each time into a life of sin and depravity. He chose to say very little about the terrible things that he had done in the past 28 years:

Elvis Lives, Veils Lives' Evils