official Poetaster Laureate

Nothing "official" or "laureate" about it, theContratrian. Just a nonsense poem.* [Nothing to do with "DARE" so I removed the caps.]

You're doin' good, theContrarian.

There's nothing like a contrarian to liven things up. And I don't mean anything contrary in that either. :)

* Now here's a master:

There Was an Old Man with a Beard

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared! --
Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.

-- Edward Lear